For when you're dead inside but still down for adventure. 100% combed cotton, relaxed fit, cropped to let the chaos breeze through — soft as hell and tougher than your average tee.
Made to order, not pulled off a shelf. It takes a few extra days, and in exchange we don't print a thousand of these on the assumption someone will want them. You wait a little; the landfill stays a little emptier. Reasonable trade.
