No doubt you’ve heard the phrase “Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has them.”  And it’s true. Just because you have an asshole, it doesn’t mean it’s appropriate to just show it off wherever you go.

We’re here to address one of the most soul-crushing inventions of humanity: small talk. It’s the bane of existence. Let’s delve into why small talk is a pointless social ritual—and why we should kill this mind-numbing bullshit.

To get straight to the point, our personalities struggle with soul-sucking monotony. Most of your time on this planet is spent trading hours for a paycheck, and the days blur into one another.